LOS ANGELES - Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hosted a citywide celebration today to commemorate 10 years of collecting trash and recycling in separate bins, then combining them into one landfill.
"Ever since city of Los Angeles began the process of faux recycling, our citizens have never felt better about ourselves," said the Mayor. "Everyone from our students at UCLA, to our world-renowned film industry has really taken up the call to giving the appearance of being eco friendly."
In honor of the event, the Mayor unveiled a life-sized yacht made of plastic bags, milk jugs, and six-pack rings that was ceremoniously floated into the Pacific Ocean so that "the whole world can regard Los Angeles for maintaining highest standards in eco-friendly appearances."
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